While I understand the drive for creating something, I do at least recognize that I can't do everything.
I had this inspiration of doing like a youtube/podcast thing playing a demon who works in Hell. I'm still thinking about it, and how I would go about doing this as to make it pretty believable (still working on the script!).
However, I at least have enough sense not to be a conservative rapper. Case in point:
I damn near died laughing. They should have a warning on this, like "May laugh yourself to death" or something. The lyrics? Totally awesome. I'm glad that "the youngins" are trying to uplift the very same party that stands for sexism, racism, homophobia, robber barons, and rapid depletion of natural resources as well as religious domination and war. Because what's cooler than bombing some brown people? Torture! And Jesus!
The lyrics are a laughfest. Really. I think that they need a little help.
Thank you Miss Cali for reminding us of marriage
Can't support abortion, and call yourself a Christian
I support life, you're a puzzled politician
Translation: I like to keep the bitches down, yo. That's where they belong.
So, since I'm feeling generous today, perhaps they could use this as a guideline:
I keep down the the bitches and hos
kickin’ liberal hippies in the nose
chilin wit’ my bros
pressin’ red buttons
blasting them desert hos
straight into the sun
you know you wanna join the fun
of being a Young Con
not “convict” son
worshiping Ayn Rand
savin’ precious fetuses
for the Lord Savior Jesus.
See? Not that hard to take awful rap and elevate it to half-assed. Yo.